[Miata] Storing a Car
Rob Argento
robert at argento.se
Wed Aug 15 17:28:25 CDT 2007
Here is an "original" of the story....
A man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to
Israel on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of
security for the loan.
The man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produced the title and everything
checked out. The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a
$5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it there. Two weeks
later, the man returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41.
The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but
we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you're a multi- millionaire. What puzzles us is,
why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The man replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only
$15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
-----Original Message-----
From: miata-bounces at realbig.com [mailto:miata-bounces at realbig.com] On Behalf Of Jones
Sent: den 15 augusti 2007 18:08
To: miata at realbig.com
Subject: Re: [Miata] Storing a Car
>> This one's easy, Dillon. Go get a bank loan & put the car up as
>> collateral. If you open a checking account with the loan money, have
>> them automatically make the payments for you. When you get back, pay
>> off the loan & the interest and I'll bet you it turns out cheaper
>> than a storage bay
>>
> Um, yeah, but what does he do with the car?
Jim may be making a humourous reference to the story about the rich man who took a loan from a New York (or some other big
city) bank and left his Rolls Royce as collateral. when he returned from his trip he paid off the loan and retrieved his car. the
joke was that it was less expensive to have the bank store the car as loan collateral than find a place in crowded NY to store his
Rolls.
jmb
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