[DeTomaso] Re: TEAM PANTERA AND A GOOSE
Mad Dog Antenucci
teampantera at yahoo.com
Sat Sep 9 19:54:01 EDT 2006
In answer to Robert Kirk's questions Team Pantera Racing provides the following clarifications and answers:
1. <You said TPR will pay for the first driver to finish an ORR
with a Mangusta. By "paying" would that include the cost to have my Goose set up to handle ORR?>
ANSWER: TPR will reimburse your registration fee costs which average +/-600 bucks depending on the event. We will afford you FREE way stations with List Slackers on your trek from home to ORR. But negative Jenny on the cost to set the Goose up...TPR can hook you up with the right people to help you help the Goose and mitigate your co$t$.... Start with Steve Liebenow in NorCal 1st on how not to set up the Goose.....his old email used to be steven.liebenow at att.net If thats not it Mikey or others will know it.
2. <She probably is able to keep a steady speed of 100 in a straight line..will I have to do any cornering or make turns?>
ANSWER: NO! Whether it is the Texas Big Bend, Silver State or any other ORR your speeds through turns are not monitored or recorded on radar guns on any turns so you can go as slowly as you feel safe driving the GOOSE through turns. I think the minimum speed for the Touring Division 100 MPH Average is something blistering fast like 85 MPH but that is measured in a straight....If you can't drive 85MPH in a Goose you need to give the keys to JB's 1 year old daughter. ;-]>
3. <Is that one date EACH with each of the BGs (Brazilian Girls) or one date with the BGs
enmasse?>
ANSWER: I can tell you are one C.O.F.'r....The team determines what YOU as a "Rookie" can handle at your advanced age with out danger to your heart and health. Main rule here is just like racing....Go in slow and come out fast....don't get in over your head and don't apex too early! Watch everything JB and I do and then do the opposite and you'll be okay.
4. <The Sunglasses....are they like the ones of my youth which allow you see through girls clothes at what is underneath the clothes or are they REALLY Xray glasses which just show the skeletal aspect underneath the girls clothes?>
ANSWER: Just like the ones you probably wish you had ordered out of those DC comic books when a new car was less then $2 grand.
5. <Is the decoder custom sized or does one size fit all?>
ANSWER: Depends....If you have little girly-man fingers like Mikey then it will fit. If you have FAT gyn fingers like Bob Benson then we may have to custom fit it to your ring finger.
Team Pantera Racing really doesn't have any by-laws or rules or regulations to worry about. That's for slackers with jobs, bills to pay and spousal units to worry about. When you enter the world of Team Pantera Racing you enter into another parallel universe.
Mad Dawg Antenucci
Team Pantera Racing
The 1st & still the only vintage race team in open road racing
www.teampanteraracing.com
Mad Dawg Antenucci
Team Pantera Racing
The 1st & still the only vintage race team in open road racing
www.teampanteraracing.com
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