[DeTomaso] hispanic advantage?

[LaurieFerrari at aol.com]

Whoa.. righto... but how old are you Nick? The coffee Juan was many  moons 
ago... there've been bunches of Juan Valdezes since  then; at least one must 
make a killer guacamole.
 
Try this recipe:
Slice 4 large ripe Haas avocados (don't mash and don't use green  thin 
skinned kind)
immediately sprinkle with 2 TBS. fresh lemon juice
cut up one small red onion in tiny pieces and cut into mixture
2 med. vine ripened tomatoes sliced in small cubes also cut into  mixture
2 generous dashes of your favorite hot tobasco sauce
salt and pepper to taste
Add 1/4 cup chopped cilantro - if you like it.
Mix all up and leave the avocado pit(s)  in it to retain  color (don't eat 
'em though... you know I had to say that).
 
Now depending on your persuasion, you can eat it with corn chips (if  you're 
Southwestern, lavosh if you're Middle Eastern, Webers bread  (if you're a Ken 
Greenish American), left over matzohs from the Seder past,  handmade corn 
ground tortillas (if you boycotted  work yesterday) pork rinds (if you're a 
Texan), Pritikin bread if  you're aged, bran muffins if you're constipated or with 
macaroons and  twinkies, if you're a TPR member.