[DeTomaso] RE: Merry Christmas to everyone on the planet

[John Bentley (jab)]

Jim,

Here at Cisco we are working on software that will pre-screen these type
of emails for all internet traffic right at the border of the People's
Republic of Kalifornia to make sure there is no chance of offending
anyone.  I'm not sure why I'm laughing so hard,....because its true or
because I'm just ready for a vacation.

JB - all alone in San Jose......

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Disclaimer....this email was not approved by anyone and is not intended
to be read by anyone....this was required by the 9th circus court.

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Jim Hendrickson [mailto:chendric at bellsouth.net] 
Sent: Friday, December 22, 2006 8:39 AM
To: John Bentley (jab); david.tucker at chesapeakepanteras.com;
detomaso at realbig.com
Subject: Merry Christmas to everyone on the planet



Apply as you see fit.


For My Liberal Democratic Friends: 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for
the
religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their
choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. 

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally-accepted
calendar
year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
Not
to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor
the
only America in the Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of
the wishee.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. 
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes
for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law
and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. 
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion
of the wisher.



For My Republican Friends: 

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!