[DeTomaso] [NPC] Merry Christmas

[Larry - Ohio Time Corp.]

First off I would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. You guys and Gals 
are the best!! God Bless you.

Ok now the story..

I just stopped at the bank to open a new checking account. She asked me if I 
would like the free George Forman grill? I asked do you have calendars? No. 
I'll take the grill. I then had to sign a release stating that I know that I 
will be receiving a 1099 in January for the cost of the grill.

What has happened to this world?


Larry (Happy Honica too) - Cleveland


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Mark McWhinney" <msm at portata.com>
To: <detomaso at realbig.com>
Sent: Thursday, December 21, 2006 3:56 PM
Subject: [DeTomaso] [NPC] Merry Christmas


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